Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Fashion Suicidal (Part 2)

1. Crocs. The only sort of footwear that is actually uglier than a pair of floaters. Just give me a good reason why absolutely anybody would want to make their feet look ugly and gigantic. It's a conspiracy I tell you. I bet people with unusually large feet came up with crocs. And it's bad enough that they were available everywhere, now they have opened up entire shops for the sole purpose of selling them!

2. Asymmetrical skirts. It's 2010 my friend. Looks like your calendar is still stuck on 2004.

3. Tie Up Heels. Yes they were the coolest things ever and that was FIVE years ago, so pleaaassseeeee stop wearing or will cry and scream!

4. Fish-tail skirts. Done to death my friend. Done to Death.

5. Tees with lame slogans.I'm not against slogan tees, but Good Lord I see such lame ones. It makes me wonder where this World is going. The other day someone was wearing a tee that said 'I'm on a see food diet. Whenever I see food I eat it!'. What about- 'If you want Breakfast in bed, sleep in the Kitchen.' Uhh reaallyy? The worst of the lot has to be FBI- female body investigator. The next time I see one of those I'm going to wear a tee that says - MBC: Male Body Castrator.

17 comments:

Ramit Grover said...

My lips are still zipped!

Pree-yea.... said...

Crocs arent sooo bad.Especially if u have tiny feet, n intend to wear em on the beach n only the beach.

n Male body castrator? LOL. I want one too!

el_idioto said...

I'm eagerly awaiting for a very hot MBI ...

Shreya. said...

fish tail skirts...in JEANS...like the material...even otherwise actually ...kill the human in you :)

Weirdo guy said...

crocs (isnt that a animal)? asymmetrical skirts ? (so do they cover one leg till knee and the other till ankle ?) tie up heels? (???) a FISH tail skirt ? (please dont tell me there are skirts in the shape of fish tails)....

I give up..*sigh*

Wait ! tees with slogans i know .. al-right !

*does little jiggle*

P.S the fashionist part in your 'about me' ? COMPLETELY justified !

nancy said...

Comment moderation seems like a good idea...if anyone has remotely anything negative to say, you are just not going to put up their comment? so unless i'm praising you, my view doesn't count for anything? Nice little pink bubble you live in.
I don't mean to sound bitchy, but when you put something up on a public forum, it would be nice to be open to feedback, good or bad.
Anyway, you can choose to ignore this comment and can assume i'm pretty ugly and have big feet.

:|

Goddess of Nonsense said...

@weirdo Guy; Your comment reaaalllly cracked me up :)

Goddess of Nonsense said...

@Nancy : well, the reason i didn't publish your comment is because I'm not an evil person. i don't actually go up to people and mock them/judge them for their shapeless clothes ot their bodies. This artcile has been written purely for the sake of entertainment. i'm just trying to crack my readers up.I don't see why u have to pick on me for that especially since my article is not specifically targeted to anybody i know.

Shreya. said...

comment moderation helps you KNOW that you got a comment :)
else you'r left scanning the whole page like crazy !

Weirdo guy said...

@shreya

Not really... You see there's a option in blogger by enabling which you get a email from blogger every time you get a comment along with details about the comment such as the time it was posted,content,author and the post it is was posted on.

The purpose of comment moderation is to keep out psycho comments and spam comments with links for japenese porn sites

and in case you're wondering- yes..i got those

meh :x

Goddess of Nonsense said...

OMG you too? On my fashion blog some weirdo left a link to some Chinese/Japanese pron site. it was in their script so i didn't even know what it was about...
I just clicked it and Omg was I scandalised or what? :P

Nikki said...

Nice...I like!
I agree a 100% with everything you posted especially about Crocs. Crocs are just plain ugly esp., Pink ones and those Asymmetrical Skirts can make even Kareena Kapoor look like Madea from Madea Goes to Jail. They should be banned for life!!!!

Goddess of Nonsense said...

haha so right you are Nicole :)

Lover of the written word. said...

Hilariously awesome girl!
Love your blog <3

Weirdo guy said...

you think you were scandalised ?? O_O

my maid was in the room dusting the place.And though i closed them windows immediately i am pretty sure she saw and is gonna tell me mum.


or maybe her cold and rigid demeanour around me for the past few days is a figment of my imagination.

bah :x

Goddess of Nonsense said...

hahaha so funny that would be

Didijee main aapko kuch kahna chahti hoon. aapka ladka.....aapka ladka....campootar par ladkiyan thi..nahin *bursts into tears*

Weirdo guy said...

bwahahaha ... all that remains is to imagine that in tamil now !!