Friday, February 26, 2010

Grumpiness personified.

You know what I dont like?
Long boring meetings that never seem to end, while the sound of your growling stomache is audible in the next room and the weight of your droopy eyelids seem heavier than the weights you lifted in the morning?
No I don't really lift weights, but it seems awesome to pretend like I have a very healthy lifestyle with my daily visits to the gym and all.
I also know that I hardly sound funny when I'm this grumpy, but I need to vent so shut up and listen ok?
The meeting starts at 1.34 p.m. and drags on till 4.14 p.m.
Time of last meal : 10:14 a.m.
You know what long periods of no food does to me?
It makes me very, very cranky.
Did I mention snappy?
AND Slappy (Read: Irresistible urge to slap someone)!
Such a long pointless meeting ONLY so she could tell us that we have to spend the entire night in the office uploading 'live updates and snippets' on the website.
Try not to smirk ok?
I am as it is find the scenario very, very amusing.
The awards are being treated like Obama's presidential speech or the coverage of the 26/11 or something.
Obviously we have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than upload the shady winners of the Filmfare.
Fine! So I generally don't.
But that justifies nothing ok!
And it's not as if I didn't get it the first time she told me.
Or the time after that.
OR that.
With all the ranting that I have done now, the grumpiness seems have lessened by 15.5 percent.
Have to leave for an event now, for which I am very excited(read: FREE cocktails).
Ok now that I'm having thoughts of pink martnis and lemon mojitos grumpiness have decreased by 85.5 percent.
On that note I shall leave.
See you later alligators!


Nicole Andrea said...

filmfare? *raises eyebrow* nice!! =)

Weirdo guy said...

85.5+15.5=101 so you are -1 grumpy now which loosely translates to .. super happy ???!!!

and "see you later alligators".... Hah.. now i wonder where you could have gotten that phrase from *puts on thinking cap*

i cant think of any possible place :P

Thousif Raza said...

well so then i just can say... get drunk... and after that who knows... :P

have fun... and happy holi....

take care and keep writing.........

Lavender said...

@Weirdo: Ok mathematical genius!!
And what are implying by where I got that line from ?

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

i love reading your rants!!
did that help? :P
I really mean it though.
and guess who's back in blogville? :P

Lavender said...

ThankU Harini!
I'm going to visit Asap :D